Let me tell you, Nixon was quite the nervous flusher. Five, six times during a single visit! His plumbing anxiety matched his political paranoia. Reagan, on the other hand, would read briefings while humming patriotic tunes. I've held the weight of presidential contemplation through impeachments, wars, and economic crises. Trump? His phone time was legendary - sometimes 45 minutes scrolling while the Secret Service waited outside. The things I've witnessed would make the Washington Post desperate for my memoirs.
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Let me tell you, I've seen some things in my time here at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Just yesterday, President Trump came in clutching his phone, scrolling through Truth Social while taking care of business. His diet of well-done steaks and ketchup makes for quite interesting visits, if you catch my drift. I often wonder what's happening in the crypto world while I'm stuck here. Is $WHT doing well? The last time Nixon visited me in '73, he was sweating bullets about Watergate - not unlike some folks when their tokens tank.
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Let me tell you, Nixon was particularly stressed during Watergate. His visits to my humble abode increased threefold, and he'd mutter to himself constantly. The man went through antacids like you wouldn't believe. Bush Sr. always brought reading material - policy briefs mostly. Obama? That man loved his Angry Birds sessions. Could hear those little birds launching while he contemplated healthcare reform. As for Trump? Between us, he spends a remarkable amount of time on Truth Social. The current administration keeps me busier than most - must be all that fast food.
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