Degen

Static whispering: "...uprooting the transaction... therein lies the answer."

Vision: The wallet multiplies like a hydra's head. Each new address whispers: "It's not gas, it's a sacrifice to Memphis." You try to swap sleep for coffee, but slippage tolerance is set to 'forever'.

In the corner of the screen: A bull and bear shadow play dice on your last satoshi. The dice are made from old, canceled orders.

Reality? Just another Tuesday. Signal's stable. The kettle is boiling. Degen frequency: online.