Tbt, 6 years ago @burr.eth gave me the first haircut she ever gave me.

KAYAKS ONLY

One of my favorite conspiracy theories is that the microchip came from aliens after the roswell crash. The thought is, computers went from the size of entire rooms to PCs basically overnight due to the eventual reverse engineering of alien technology.

My gym Playlist is chock-full of movie references.

Our little beach town is just a ghost town this time of year.

Very cool.

First day of live poker in probably a year+. GL me.

Let there be light.

Holiday traveling starts today, why wouldn't I wake up at 7am with 0 ability to go back to sleep.

It's so good.

Touching seafoam

It's insane how many times John McClane had to save the world just so his wife and daughter would keep his last name.