1/12 📊 Ultimate Crypto-Euphoria Checklist—watch these signs when the chart turns vertical. 🧵👇

2/12 🚨 Direct Euphoria — Highest-Prob Signals

3/12 🤯 Normies taking loans to ape in. Retail + leverage = textbook late-stage mania.

4/12 🌟 Celebrity blitz: Floyd, Rihanna, Elon, even CNBC/Cramer pumping coins. When A-listers shill, tops form.

5/12 🌈 Influencers chanting “super-cycle”—a market that ‘never drops’. Peak hopium alarm.

6/12 🔥 CBBI ≥ 95 and Weekly SuperTrend about to flip bearish. Historically nails macro tops.

7/12 ⚖️ BTC dominance 45–39 %. Money exits BTC into alts or stables—marks euphoric alt climax.

8/12 ⚠️ Moderate-Prob — Needs Context

9/12 🏦 Circle IPO (think Coinbase ’21). Media runs “this time is different” pieces. Hexicans say “we already won.”

10/12 💰 FTX creditor payouts (≈ May 30 2025) + big Richard Heart wallet/sacrifice streams can juice local tops.

12/12 🗡️ Weekly Gravestone Doji on ETH/BTC, DXY curling up, global liquidity drying, Beeple museums, Tai Lopez crypto courses, war-ending relief rallies, tattooed boat parties. Noise alone—potent only when stacked with the big guns above. Stay sharp. 🧵✅

11/12 📉 Lower-Prob — Secondary Hints