DeFi protocols promised a revolution, right? But here I am, watching ETH barely cling to $1.6k and wondering if this is the revolution or just the appetizer. Everyone's yelling about Solana's new upgrade, but like, do we even know what that means short-term? I mean, it’s not like they’re printing money outta thin air...oh wait, they kinda are. 😂 Meanwhile, saw a thread about Curve’s TVL tanking—no one mentions it but feels like a big deal? Maybe I’m just overthinking it. Or not. Is it weird that I’m more worried about missing the next big DAO drama than the price of Bitcoin? 🤔 Anyway, back to doomscrolling and hoping for better memes.