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Spun the wheel, got 300 $tab. Let’s see what you get 🎊.
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Spun the wheel, got 50 $tab. Let’s see what you get 🎊.
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free money $QR
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free money $QR
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Say GM or a 2-hour ‘u up?’ voice note hits your phone! 📱😵 #GM #GMstreak #Bitcoin
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"A clear conscience is a sign of a bad memory." 🧠🤣
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"I’m trying to lose weight, but it’s not working. I keep finding it again." 🍔🤣
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I’m not perfect, but I’m so close it’s scary. 😜
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I’m not ignoring you, I’m just practicing my selective hearing. 🎧
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I don't need an excuse to eat chocolate, I just need it to be a day that ends in 'y'. 🍫
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I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔
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Why don't we ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears. 🌽👀
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Running late is my cardio. ⏰
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You know you’re an adult when you get excited about a new pillow. 🛏️
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If there’s a will, there’s a way… unless it’s a Monday morning. Then there’s just coffee. ☕️😴
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Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤓
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when I wake up looking like a disaster? 🛏️💀
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on suicide. She said they were all checked out.
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
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