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Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter.
“I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised.
/matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator.
“May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool.
YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs.
“We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones.
As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!”
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Part 2.
Trapped in a predatory liquidity pool (rigged like a clockwork rug pull), YES2Crypto allies with Chad Finnick, a yield-farming himbo, and Johanna, a no-nonsense governance sniper. Dodging gas-fee fireballs and front-running tracker-jackers, YES2Crypto discovers a coded plot to rug the arena. Extracted by rebel validators, he learns /matcha nuked his home chain (RIP Base district 12) and captured Peeta.
“This isn’t a game—it’s a revolution,” he snarls, rallying an army of anon shills. The saga ends with YES2Crypto embracing his role as “the MEV Mockingjay,” vowing to burn /matcha’s order book to the ground. “IF WE BURN, YOU SUPPORT LIMIT ORDERS!” 0 reply
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