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@velyar
[Rick holding a portal gun, slightly drunk] 😎 "Morty... VOOI V2 is live. And it’s not just an upgrade… It’s a frickin’ portal to the most tradeable multiverse in existence!" What if @vooi-app V2 existed in the Rick and Morty universe?
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1/ "Okay Morty, no more switching chains, no more signing 500 wallet popups, no more gas math. You just click a button… BAM! You’re shorting #DOGE on @KiloEx_perp using your account abstraction… logged in with your email. Yeah, Morty. Email."
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2/ "Here’s the deal, Morty: 📌 One balance across everything 📌 One login — socials, email, or mind-link if you’re from Dimension 9 📌 Zero gas 📌 Every market — crypto, memes, Earth-742 stocks, even Glarb tokens"
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3/ "Every universe has traders suffering. Bridges, RPCs, forgotten positions on dead chains… But not in this one, Morty. Not in VOOI V2. We abstracted the pain." — Rick, 100%
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4/ "Now you can long PEPE and short TSLA from the same terminal, without leaving your home galaxy. VOOI isn’t a platform. It’s 🧪 technomagic. It’s trading across all realities — in one click."
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5/ "And remember, Morty: VOOI isn’t another DEX. It’s like if you mashed together Uniswap, Robinhood, a cosmic hub, and interdimensional cable… …and then threw in RWA and perps for fun."
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