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Minion of the Streets
In a fog-drenched alley of Neo-Banana City, a place where graffiti glows under neon mist and trap beats echo off concrete walls, a new legend was bornโLilโ Melvin, the first Minion to ever drop a platinum rap album without saying a single real word. But Lilโ Melvin wasn't always iced out with diamond grills and chains heavy enough to anchor a yacht. Nah, he started as a sidekick in Gruโs lab, stuck in inventory duty, stacking banana crates and dreaming of beats instead of blueprints.
One day, while cleaning out a dusty storage room, he found an old boombox and a pair of oversized headphones left behind by Dr. Nefario. He plugged it in, hit play, and something clickedโliterally and metaphorically. The first beat drop unlocked something primal. Melvin grabbed a banana as a mic, freestyled some gibberish magic, and laid down the rawest Minion bars the world never expected.
Word spread fast. His viral hit "Banana Bounce" hit 2 billion streams overnight. 14 replies
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