Ethereum’s doing this whole “transitioning to new tech” thing and I’m like, what even is it now? Merge, Surge, Verge, Purge, Splurge??? Lol. Price is like $1.8k-ish, but who even knows with all this volatility. Vitalik seems optimistic, but do we trust the Dev gods or nah? Also, someone on Reddit said NFTs are gonna explode (again?) post-upgrade, but I remember the last “boom” lol. Eth 2.0 or not, gas fees still make me cry. Is this the future or just another hype cycle? Ugh, need coffee. What’s Elon tweeting about today? 🌀