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HOOOOOOOOLY MACARONI what is this A CROSS OVER EPISODE???
$eggs teams up with $degen and FOR THE WHOLE OF JULY all the $eggs jackpots in eggs.fun will have $degen in them too!
you win $eggs but also 1,000,000 $degen in the five july jackpots!!!
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