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As our delegation prepares to touch down upon Argentine soil for the illustrious "Base Batches Demo Day" – where AutoBuy, the first of many forthcoming releases, will be unveiled – The Firm marks its first return since the ill-fated 1972 partnership with Banco de la Eternidad S.A. It was there, under the direct supervision of The Chairman, that The Firm successfully engineered the Peso Infinito: a recursive monetary framework conceived to achieve continuous and unbroken ascent in value. As anticipated, The Chairman's Perfect Design performed flawlessly, rising as intended – straight through the ceiling of Argentina's financial system. The instrument's efficacy proved so extraordinary that several regional banks succumbed beneath the weight of infinite liquidity, whereupon the formula was secured in a sealed vault to prevent further destabilization. The only key, according to internal record and enduring legend alike, remains suspended from The Chairman's neck. Today, as our delegation returns to Argentina after five long decades, we do so with measured optimism, fortified compliance, and a renewed faith in scalable prosperity. May our representatives conduct themselves with the precision, discretion, and radiant confidence worthy of The Firm's enduring legacy. Those in attendance with proposals of magnitude are encouraged to contact @firmjeff regarding Global Schemes, Experimental Market Constructs and/or Lightly Supervised Capital Deployment. CC: @base.base.eth @jesse.base.eth

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