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Under The Chairman’s steady hand, The Firm’s footprint now spans every major and minor industry - including finance, agriculture, light manufacturing and conceptual assets. We're rapidly capturing market share in new industries our competitors don't yet know exist. At 20,000 employees, The Firm's headcount has now surpassed many of our fiercest rivals: • Rothschild & Co. • Rolls-Royce Motor Cars • Brooks Brothers • The National Bank of Greece • The New York Times • Banco de Bogotá Colombia • Sotheby's • The Bank of Liechtenstein • The Vatican • The Country of Palau Next in our cross-hairs, as specifically chosen by The Chairman himself, listed in a blind rage from his Idaho penthouse this morning: Bloomberg (~24,000) Qatar National Bank (~30,000) The country of Monaco (~38,000) The British Virgin Islands (~39,000) Whatever business you think we’re in, you’re correct. And we’ve only just begun.

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