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OFFICIAL MEMORANDUM
Dear Employees,
As you may have heard, The Firm’s long-awaited P.D.A. “Mini Application” has officially launched. Unfortunately, news of this milestone surfaced early, following a leak from our vicious competitors at Ulaan Capital Livestock Derivatives in Mongolia.
Early results are astounding: as of this morning, The Firm’s active headcount exceeds that of Cayman National Bank and C. Hoare & Co. of England (est. 1672 - the world’s fourth-oldest bank).
The Chairman has expressed tremendous satisfaction, stating: "Success is not a ladder, but a circle - and those outside it simply don't deserve to be inside."
If you have not yet done so, please complete onboarding via the link below.
Important Note from Legal: No digital token, share, commodity or asset claiming affiliation with The Firm is legitimate unless issued directly and explicitly by @thefirm. Any other offering is to be regarded as counterfeit, malicious, or spiritually unsound.
Yours in success,
Management
The Firm
https://thefirm.biz/app
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