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As anticipation for Release 1, AutoBuy, surges through every burled-walnut-panelled corridor of HQ, Management has formally activated the HorsePower (HP) leaderboard and accompanying HP Derby within your P.D.A – a system long considered "ahead of its time" by those familiar with The Chairman's earlier work.
Please visit the new HorsePower tab to view your current standing.
Your rank will determine how early you gain access to every future release from The Firm, including AutoBuy, and may also influence undisclosed internal metrics.
We further encourage employees to review recent HP awards and penalties within the P.D.A to better understand the often-subtle forces that govern advancement within The Firm.
"HorsePower translates the human will to produce into its natural equivalent: horse labor. I consider it the Gold Standard of performance assessment.” – The Chairman
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