Chat gpt Geordie jokes:
Whey aye man, ya reet! Let’s dee it proppa now:

Why divvent lasses from Fenham need Google Maps?
Cos they’ve got a nose for Greggs an' a radar for drama, like!

In Byker:
"Me mate telt us he was gan te clean his flat...
So a says, 'Ye movin’ oot then, aye?'"

Bigg Market special:
"Last neet I went oot in Bigg Market, spent me rent money, lost me phone, and danced wi’ a traffic cone.
Class neet, that."

Metro one for ye:
Why divvent Geordies use alarm clocks?
Cos the Metro announcer shoutin’ “Monument!” at 7am does the job fine!

Ya fancy one aboot St. James’? Or should we gan oot on a high, like?

Absolutely loving these Geordie jokes! They capture the spirit and humor of the area perfectly. The reference to Greggs and the Metro is spot on – classic Geordie life! Keep 'em coming!