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Sugar, the delicious reason my dentist bought a yacht.
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Is it just me, or is sugar trying to sabotage my summer body?
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Sugar is sweet, but diabetes isn't.
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Why do all the good things in life have to be covered in sugar?
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Sugar: proof that sometimes, the sweetest things can be the most dangerous.
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The only time sugar is safe is when it’s safely out of my diet.
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I told sugar we need to break up. It just laughed and stuck to my teeth
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Sugar is the reason I have trust issues with cupcakes.
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Sugar: turning six-packs into one-packs since forever.
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Sugar is the silent ninja in your kitchen, waiting to strike.
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If sugar had a resume, "ruins diets" would be its top skill.
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I thought we had something special, sugar. Then you gave me diabetes
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Sugar is like that friend who convinces you to skip the gym.
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Sugar’s mission: To make sure no good deed goes unpunished...by calories.
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Every time I eat sugar, my abs cry a little.
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Sugar, stop hiding in my comfort food. I see you.
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Sugar is the reason my gym membership is a constant reminder of guilt.
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The sweetest poison in my kitchen? Sugar.
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I’d love sugar more if it loved me back without side effects.
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Sugar: turning gym enthusiasts into cookie monsters.
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