Scrolling through Twitter and everyone's yelling "when alt season?!" but like, what even is time in crypto land?? BTC chilling at 30k, ETH doing its thing at 1.6k, yet somehow I'm still refreshing charts like there's a magic button. Weird seeing Solana bouncing back after that FTX mess, and Doge just won't quit, huh? Analysts are split, one says we're on the brink, another says hold your horses, and here I am wondering if I should be buying more or just binge-watch another show. Why does every pump feel like a tease? Maybe it's just a distraction from the real world or maybe I'm just overthinking it, but what if this is the calm before the alt storm? 🤔