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The Clever Parrot: A man buys a parrot from a pet shop, hoping for a fun companion. The shopkeeper warns, "This parrot’s got a bit of an attitude, but he’s hilarious." The man takes him home, and the parrot immediately starts squawking, "I’m the king of this house! Bow down!" The man laughs it off, but the parrot keeps insulting his cooking, his clothes, even his haircut. One day, fed up, the man says, "That’s it, parrot! You’re going in the freezer for ten minutes to cool off!" He puts the bird in the freezer, waits, and opens the door. The parrot walks out, shivering, and says, "Okay, okay, I’ll behave! But tell me, what did the chicken in there do to deserve a life sentence?" 0 reply
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