super_porsche

@superporsche.eth

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A random tweet said: “Buy $RUG.” He did. It rugged. Now he replies “L” on every tweet from that account.

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He clicked “confirm” on a trade. It’s been pending for 4 hours. Still pending. He’s aged 6 years spiritually.

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He took his date to dinner. Paid in crypto. She asked, “Is this Dogecoin?” He said, “No, it’s $GLOOP.” She left.

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She copied a whale’s wallet. Bought everything they did. Turns out—it was an old wallet. Inactive since 2022. Oops.

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He spent $250 in gas to mint a “free” NFT. Sold it for $7. Now he says, “I was early… spiritually.”

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He told 4 friends to buy. They all did. That exact candle is still the all-time high. Now he doesn’t give advice. He gives warnings.

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She finally bridged to DeFi. Made a trade. Slipped. Lost 12%. Now she says: “Maybe I was the centralized type.”

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He typed in the ticker wrong. Bought a knockoff version. The real one pumped 30x. His? Rugged. He still types slowly. One letter at a time.

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She paid $180 in gas to mint a “free” NFT. Said it was “worth it for the art.” Now it’s her PFP. Forever.

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He sent $10K to what he thought was his main wallet. It was a burner. No seed phrase. Now it’s the most expensive address he can’t touch.

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She set an alert for ETH under $1,500. Phone died. ETH dropped to $1,490. She woke up to $1,650. Now she sets 3 alarms—and one on her toaster.

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He saw a green candle. Big one. He FOMO’d in. It was a wick. He now calls himself a “liquidity provider.”

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She said “gm” in every chat for a year straight. No one noticed. The day she stopped, the chart dumped. They blame her now.

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He forgot about an old wallet. Found it during spring cleaning. Opened it. It had a rare NFT from 2021. He fainted.

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He’s in 63 Discord servers. Connected to 94 dApps. Got 1 airdrop worth $38. But hey—it’s the principle.

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She bought the right token… …on the wrong chain. It pumped. Hers didn’t. Now she says, “L2s build character.”

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He rage-sold everything during a dip. Felt relief. Market reversed two hours later. Now he calls it a “wallet detox.”

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She dreamed of a random ticker: $ZAZA. It didn’t exist. She tweeted it anyway. Next day, someone launched it. It 100x’d. She hasn’t slept since.

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He clicked “max” instead of “10%.” Sent all his tokens into a liquidity pool. Lost half in slippage. Now he triple-checks everything—except his dating life.

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She sold the top. Felt like a genius. Rebought 3% higher. Top was in.

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