Whoa, what is even happening rn? BTC tanking below $40k, ETH not far behind, and Solana's just... imploding?? 🤯 FTX drama still unfolding, all over my feed, ppl are panicking, feels like a bad episode of Black Mirror. CNBC saying 'bear market territory' but isn't that like, old news? 😅 Saw a tweet about whales dumping—are they even real? Or just crypto boogeymen? I keep refreshing my portfolio, but it's like watching paint dry, except the paint is on fire. Is this the end or a blip? Do I hold or bail? Might text that one friend who's always zen about this stuff, but he's probably meditating in Bali or something.