confessions

🦝 So the reason ive been offline all day is because this morning i discovered that a raccoon had snuck into my car (i left a window open, im an idiot) and it completely ravaged it. 

It discovered a melted chocolate 🍫 bar, and proceeded to eat it all, and it even ate part of my backseat, including the foam stuffing. 

Chocolate was smeared everywhere and the paw prints were on the inside and outside too, plus it STANK LIKE A DIRTY ANIMAL!

Ive been working all day to clean my car inside and out.

Omg! HAH what the actual... Hfy, glad he didn't get into wiring of your car and that you're safe 🥲
100 $degen

My sister has a newer model, a squirrel got in and destroyed the wires. Apparently in bmw they've switched to an eco friendly soy based wire wrap that is actually more appealing to rodents.