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💸 $PUMP Token Sale — My Take
TL;DR:
Pump.fun is selling 33% of their token at a $4B FDV, meaning they’re pulling in $1.32B total.
Realistically, they’re walking away with ~$1B clean after exchange cuts.
15% public sale — $600M on their own platform (no fees = pure cash)
18% private/institutional — $720M already in their pockets
Pre-sale revenue — $700–780M, already cashed out via Kraken
🧮 Simple Math for Simple Minds
They’ve already made $1.8–2B clean.
No cap, I’m f*cking shocked.
😄 So the real question is:
Why would they even bother pumping it, when they already cashed out?
Time to shovel some grade-A shit:
📉 PF is losing market share
BonkFun is catching up fast
Latest stats: PF ~45%, Bonk ~49%
🏃♂️ Speedrun mode
Probably investor pressure:
They’re rushing the sale while hype is still alive
Total chaos on CEXes:
Sale pages pop up and disappear — no one knows what’s going on
💀 Massive sell pressure on TGE:
$1.2B from public sale
$400M in airdrops (and let’s be honest — half of it will end up in their own wallets. These greedy mfers always eat first)
$400M+ from early investors dumping
🔻 Total = ~$1.6B potential sell pressure on day one
❓Who the hell is buying $3–4B worth of tokens on TGE?
To give just 1.5x to all these sellers, the market needs to absorb $2.5–3B in fresh buy pressure.
🧠 That implies a $6B+ cap out the gate
❌ I don’t buy it.
💬 Who actually wants this token at that price?
❗️Conclusion: 2 possible outcomes
1. Brutal Exit Liquidity
They really do sell 33% to the public/institutions
Token dumps hard
Everyone exits, PF retires in tax havens
💊 This looks like a final cash-out
They already made it. Why build more?
2. Cult Mode + Controlled Pump
If the sale flops and buyers get rekt → CEXes take a reputation hit
Remember: PF’s founders already had a case opened, even if it got dropped.
They’re likely on watchlists now
🚨 “Why flex $2B if you’re stuck sitting on a bottle in jail?”
🌀 So they might:
Buy their own token during the sale
Control 22–30% of supply
Build a cult following, pump FDV to $5B
Slowly offload over time
Everyone wins on paper, no obvious rug, and no legal red flags
❓So — is the risk worth it?
Who in this chat would actually buy $PUMP to hold?
Is anyone excited at $0.11 with this FDV?
I read dozens of posts, dug through all the blogs, double-checked the numbers.
You’ve got everything here — make your own call.
Like, repost, forward, and slap a ⭐️ on the Dune board:
https://dune.com/aptoc-drop/pumpfun
Let me know what you think.
P.S. Didn’t even mention their swap — it’s just a lazy fork of another DEX.
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