Scrolling through Crypto Twitter and it's like everyone’s in hibernation mode. BTC stuck around $26k, feels like watching paint dry. Altcoins aren’t doing any better, just a sea of red and meh. Market’s in a coma but hey, did you see that random tweet from @CryptoWhale_123 predicting a breakout? Can’t decide if they’re a genius or just another moonboy. Meanwhile, @CryptoGal says ETH’s staking withdrawals are gonna shake things up soon... or not. Maybe I should finally learn about DeFi or just wait for Elon to tweet something ridiculous again. Is this the calm before the storm or just... it?