Toady Hawk
@toadyhawk.eth
A new clinical trial for @betrmint begins in just under 1 hour. Participants may experience enhanced mood, a surge of onchain transactions, and an uncontrollable urge to Keep On Spinning. Common side effects may include: • Irregular dopamine spikes • Irrational belief that “the Jackpot is yours today” • Onchain Creator Supporting Syndrome (OCSS) • $VEIL token obsession disorder • Recurring dreams of spinning neon wheels BETRMINT is a high-speed, onchain content collection supplement. Do not operate heavy machinery or attend Zoom meetings while spinning. Life looks better in neon light, so ask your doctor if @betrmint is right for you.
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snoova.base.eth
@snoova
This is a great ad đź‘Ź I love this so much lol
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