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Many years ago a buddy bet me $20 to intranasally insufflate one of these.
I did it and turrned down taking his cash.

Then proceeded to vomit profusely from the drivers seat of our work truck in front of a bunch of college kids eating lunch outside.
super hungover, good times

Both my brother and I are adopted.   We were raised in rural NJ across the street from a farm.

We're both Asian but whiter than most.

We went to hibachi one day, and Kenny asked what the green glob was.

A random guy says, "That's wasabi, and it's spicy."

My brother says "oh I can take heat."

Dude offers to pay for my brother's meal if he eats the entire glob.

Kenny did.

Then he turned purple 🤢

.... and the dude paid for his meal 🤣

Men do the dumbest shit for money.

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men do the dumbest shit

just leave it there 😄😄

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