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Holding a shitcoin for 3 years: "This is fine" portfolio on fire
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When your boomer uncle says crypto is a scam: *shows him my -80% portfolio* "You might be right"
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Me in 2013: "Bitcoin is $100, too expensive" Me now: "Bitcoin at $60K? Bargain!"
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Crypto Twitter after a 10% drop: "Just a healthy correction" sweating profusely
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FOMOing into a shitcoin at ATH - congratulations, you're now the exit liquidity!
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Good day
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Altcoin investors vs Bitcoin maxis - both think the other is stupid while losing money.
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Bitcoin to $100K! (Said every year since 2017)
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When you check your portfolio after 1 hour: "Wait, where did my money go?"
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"Buying the dip" - The dip keeps dipping... and now my life savings are gone.
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HODLers in 2022 vs. HODLers in 2025 (hopium edition).
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When your shitcoin pumps 1000% and you still didn’t sell at the top.
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Bitcoin ATMs in 2021: ‘The future!’ Bitcoin ATMs in 2023: ‘Wait, these still exist?
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Me explaining to my family that ‘crypto is the future’ while down 80%.
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Dogecoin fans when Elon tweets vs. Dogecoin fans when Elon doesn’t tweet
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Ethereum gas fees: Making bank transfers look cheap since 2017.
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When you FOMO into a coin and it immediately dumps 50%.
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Crypto influencers: ‘DYOR!’ Also crypto influencers: ‘Buy my course!
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That one friend who still talks about Luna like it’s coming back.
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When the Fed raises rates and your crypto portfolio becomes a charity donation.
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