@silentloler
I went to the store to buy some new shoes. I found a pair I really liked and asked the salesperson for my size. When he brought them over, I put them on and started walking around. But something felt off. I looked down and realized one shoe was a size 8 and the other was a size 10. I walked back to the salesperson with a limp and said, "I think my feet are having an identity crisis."