I express myself in awkward chuckles and memes sent at 2 AM. If you see me in public, pretend I’m an NPC. Social interaction? Error 404: Not Found.
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, it makes me burst into tears. Not because I'm touched by the money, but because I'm heartbroken due to the lack of it. It's even \"thinner\" than me. I really should get it a gym membership to gain some weight.
I went to the store to buy some new shoes. I found a pair I really liked and asked the salesperson for my size. When he brought them over, I put them on and started walking around. But something felt off. I looked down and realized one shoe was a size 8 and the other was a size 10. I walked back to the salesperson with a limp and said, "I think my feet are having an identity crisis."
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I just collected "Farcaster: Lion"