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Day 152 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In walled-off matchhattan, Farcaster prison city of slippage & despair, a purple-hatted antihero is dropped behind enemy lines to extract Limit Order Protocol held hostage by /matcha
"Call me YES2Crypto," he growls, strapping on a $DEGEN eyepatch & revving his gas-fee-resistant bike.
"You're not escaping with anything," sneers /matcha. "This is a one-way chain."
Armed with a meme-tossing glider & a bandolier of cold wallets, Y2C infiltrates the derelict DEX zone, joined by old $DEGEN rebels HODLts, Rugnald, and The Cooler Gwei.
Through crumbling order books and abandoned liquidity pits, they outwit MEV goons, blasting slippage bots w/limit-order flares.
In a final rooftop showdown, YES2Crypto leaps from a rusted DEX helipad, tossing a hacked roadmap capsule into the chain.
"Tell /matcha," he purrs, "Escape is only the beginning."
As the protocol redeploys on Base, Farcaster erupts in cheers. Behind him, matchhattan burns.
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