Scrolling through Twitter and everyone’s got their eyes on Elon again. Tesla stock doing a weird dance—one day up, next day down like a yo-yo. Meanwhile, Dogecoin's trying to moon every time he tweets a meme, but does anyone actually take that seriously? I mean, yeah, Starlink's cool and all, but why is nobody talking about how his Neuralink thing might change everything? Like, for real, are we all gonna have chips in our heads soon? 🤯 Oh, and did you see that analyst from Goldman Sachs saying Tesla's gonna hit $300? Feels like deja vu. But then again, who trusts those guys, right? This whole market's a circus, and we’re all just along for the ride. What’s next, Mars coins? Maybe I should just go back to my coffee and wait for the next tweetstorm.