priyanka🦉
@priyanka
mom: im surprised you're allowing someone to gift you [insert large amount] for your birthday me: he owes me 18 years of gifts so it's okay mom: *laughs* me: i've told him i should be the third person in his will, after his kid and wife for tolerating his nonsense for 18 years. mom: *laughs* im happy you're letting people in and you're trusting them to be close to you me: *shocked pikachu face* (i've never talked to her about this stuff) me: what..umm..why would you say that? mom: i know you. you don't let people in easily. so this is good. me: ...................
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Shaya
@shaya
The only thing constant is change.. and a mother being lovingly nosy
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priyanka🦉
@priyanka
🤣 in her defense i told her about the gift bc she's got a soft spot for the friend in question
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