DeFi protocols promised a revolution, but here I am, staring at my screen as $UNI stalls at $4.65... is this what revolution looks like? Or am I just holding the bags? 🤔 The chatter on Twitter is all about the new SEC regs—everyone's either panicked or pretending to be experts. Saw someone tweet about ETH gas fees spiking again, like, how is anyone supposed to use DeFi if it costs $50 to make a trade? And then there's this analyst saying the bull run is coming, but I've heard that tune before. Maybe I should just switch to yield farming, but then again, I heard that got rug-pulled last time... so do I just hodl? It's like a crypto soap opera, but without the catchy theme song.