borodutch

we're at $34,000 liquidity at precoin.fun/itchy/phil that will go into market-buying whatever clanker @phil launches

reminder: as soon as he launches a clanker (and it looks like it's gonna be epic), all liquidity from the precoin is used to market-buy his clanker, then the resulting purchase is proportionally distributed to the precoin holders

let's make history

Yo dog we heard you like speculating so we put an app for speculating on the launch of speculative assets inside the app where you can launch speculative assets with a robot that goes clank clank dog! https://warpcast.com/warpcastadmin.eth/0xcf9ae26f https://media.tenor.com/um2EhyMQyR8AAAAC/xzibit-meme

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If we can find a way to install the whole thing in a ‘98 Honda Civic Hatchback I think we have a show to pitch.

I found an app that lets me speculate on all this.

Can you speculate on my speculation to speculate this speculation?