Sam (crazy candle person) ✦ (samantha)

Sam (crazy candle person) ✦

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I’m making joyful candles at www.humankindcandles.com

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Yesterday I attended a birthday party for a customer and the theme was prostitution, because my customer is (allegedly) a madam and her beautiful gorgeous “friends” are her employees. Along with that was her hair dresser, dog walker, drug dealer and what she calls “her candle dealer” - me. My customer expected me to participate in the theme, and I’m willing to do anything for my customers, of course I dressed up. It wouldn’t be good manners to not dress like a prostitute. Number one, I’m grateful that my customer wanted me to come to her birthday party. Number two, I’m glad that what I picked in life - candles - can bring me opportunities like this. Number three, I’m glad I had a unique experience last night, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to go to prostitution themed birthday party again.

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My Facebook marketplace feed is so aesthetic 🖤🖤🖤

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Everytime I have my friends over I just want to feed them so much food until they’re all fat 🐷 lol

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Anyways. Not that I have to but I wanted to explain why I was away for so long. The first thing is that my sister got engaged. We all went on vacation for a month or so to celebrate, and we were on a boat so I didn’t have internet in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. After that I went to China to visit some factories, and Alibaba HQ. The next reason is that I felt, at the time, it wasn’t healthy for me to be on the app. Most people had a lot of grief about the acquisition and the state of the app. Many of the casts were about this, and however people feel, at the end of the day, the thing I care the most about is making and selling candles. That environment unfortunately wasn’t conducive to buying, and February was my lowest revenue month at Humankind in the history of the company. March, while I was on vacation and let my company run with the help of a few friends, became my best revenue month, attributed to sales exclusively outside of Farcaster. After I came back from vacation in April I had to lock in. So for the past 28 days I’ve been 1. Doing yoga every morning 2. Weightlifting and 3. Cycling. Between all that making and selling candles obviously. And everyday I try to hit a PB in one of those four areas. I have hit a PB everyday, either in work, yoga, weightlifting, or cycling, except for yesterday. I am back now because I miss my friends. Yes I’m gonna talk about candles all the time but I’m here for the vibes. Still locked in so won’t be posting as much but I’m definitely here!

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