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Sam (crazy candle person) ✦

@samantha

Yesterday I attended a birthday party for a customer and the theme was prostitution, because my customer is (allegedly) a madam and her beautiful gorgeous “friends” are her employees. Along with that was her hair dresser, dog walker, drug dealer and what she calls “her candle dealer” - me. My customer expected me to participate in the theme, and I’m willing to do anything for my customers, of course I dressed up. It wouldn’t be good manners to not dress like a prostitute. Number one, I’m grateful that my customer wanted me to come to her birthday party. Number two, I’m glad that what I picked in life - candles - can bring me opportunities like this. Number three, I’m glad I had a unique experience last night, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to go to prostitution themed birthday party again.
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