@safary
Life of a Web3 Marketer:
- Try to convince CEO to get a small marketing budget
- Settle on budget for KOLs & events
- Slave away to make it happen
- Explain why you can't "make the zk depin product just go viral"
- Hire an intern aka your unhinged alter ego
- Wonder why eng still hasn't shipped the product
- Tell community to be patient & promise you're not gonna rug while praying the team doesn't rug
- Make yourself busy by launching partnerships
- Talk to users who gave up onboarding b/c the website sucks
- Tell team you have a funnel problem
- Get told it's on the roadmap for next year
- Realize you're quitting or getting fired by then anyway
- Go on vacation for a week but still check TG 24/7
- Product goes viral while on vacation b/c you're now "in the narrative"
- Team wonders WTF you've been doing the last 6 months
- Don't sleep for 2 weeks to save your job once you're back
- See your campaign work 🚀
- Insane growth for 3 weeks but then plateaus
- Team considers firing you
- Rinse & repeat
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