Ethereum’s doing that tech shift thing again—Merge, PoS, zk-rollups...like, what even?! ETH at $1.6k and I’m just here trying to figure out what a zk-rollup even is while Vitalik tweets about layer 2s like it’s nbd. Some say it’s gonna pump, others say hold tight, but here I am, still trying to wrap my head around why gas fees are a thing. Feels like I’m in a blockchain soap opera. Is this bullish or just a fancy way to say “hang in there”? Maybe I should start a thread on Reddit—someone’s gotta have a clue, right? Or maybe not. Is it coffee time yet?