Uncomfortable truth: If Trump and his family had bought Bitcoin over the weekend, all Bitcoiners would be cheering. But because Trump is promoting his own coin, Solana, and Ethereum instead of Bitcoin, suddenly Trump is “bad.”

The lesson here? Crypto is so tribal that people are judged solely on whether they pump your bag or not. They pump your bag? They’re good. They don’t, or they pump someone else’s bag? They’re bad.

Why? Because crypto, at its core, is just about finding someone to buy your bag at a higher price.