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A German, an Englishman, a Laz were sitting in a bar, drinking and chatting about their wives' stupidity. The German said: ''My wife Helga is so stupid that she bought meat for 300 marks at the market the other day because it was cheap, but we don't even have a fridge!'' The Englishman laughed: Is that something?" he said, "My wife Elizabeth is even more stupid. Her father is very rich, he bought her a car for 6000 pounds last week, but she doesn't know how to drive." The Laz jumped in. "Hey guys, what are you saying?" he said, "My wife Fadime is the stupidest of them all. She's going on a two-week holiday to Bodrum. I saw her packing yesterday, she bought 400 condoms, but she doesn't even have a dick!"

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A poor villager had come to the city. He saw two people sitting across from each other in a large store and talking. There was nothing inside except a table and three or four chairs. He got curious and went in: - Peace be upon you, my lords. - Peace be upon you, my fellow countryman, what do you want? - I wonder what you are selling here? The real estate agent, who wanted to make fun of the villager, replied with a grin: - We are selling donkeys. The villager put the stone on the spot: - Is it just the two of you or are there more?

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In America, a nigger lost his passport. tam da turkiye'ye tatile gidecegi gun. This is the mishap ... He will miss the plane, shouldn't he find a passport on the road while he is thinking about it?! .. Immediately from the place, he looked at Leanardo Di Caprio's passport. "No matter what" he said and decided to try his chances. The photo of Leonardo's photo, His own photo adopted .. FLAGE TO Türkiye. Ataturk Airport in charge of the customs officer in the face of .. Who could be the officer .. Of course the foundation ... :-) He looked at the name of the basic man in his passport: '' Leonardo di Caprio ", looked at the photo, a black. He looked at the man the same black ... a few pounds look after The basic glutton table called on the table, Ula Cemal, was this titanic sinking or burned? "

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“Temel” found a bill on the way and went and paid it.

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Big week this week! Team is shipping a bunch of new stuff.

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May 19, 1919 marks the first step on the path to independence. We commemorate Mustafa Kemal Atatürk and his comrades with gratitude, and celebrate this special day dedicated to all our youth. Happy Commemoration of Atatürk, Youth and Sports Day! 🇹🇷 19 Mayıs 1919, bağımsızlık yolunda atılan ilk adımdır. Gazi Mustafa Kemal Atatürk’ü ve silah arkadaşlarını minnetle anıyor, tüm gençlerimizin bayramını kutluyorum. 19 Mayıs Atatürk’ü Anma, Gençlik ve Spor Bayramı kutlu olsun! 🇹🇷

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Me in 2009 instead of mining Bitcoin

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Gm happy Sunday

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I waıtıng my money @Farcaster :D

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Give me the violin, lavuk

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I am in THE BOLE Come join me fast. THE BOLE starts to cook. Legends whisper of THE BOLE, an ancient, ever cooking entity hidden deep within the fabric of reality 🍲

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