Today my daughter tortured me by making me go into one of these vortex tunnel things. The experience lasted 3 minutes and I hid out in the 'safe room' at the end of the tunnel for at least half that time, and kept my eyes closed for the other half. Getting old.

Today my daughter tortured me by making me go into one of these vortex tunnel things. The experience lasted 3 minutes and I hid out in the 'safe room' at the end of the tunnel for at least half that time, and kept my eyes closed for the other half. Getting old.

https://youtu.be/1Zhg3jo_ceU?t=93

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Last year my niece (12 years old) asked me to go to a water park.
I used to love water parks, but I was so scared and even remembered scratching my back badly on one of the rides.
I'm never going to a water park again.
and it costs like an airplane wing.

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I get more and more fragile each year, it's getting ridiculous. At this rate I think I have a few good years left in me before I move into a retirement home 30 years early.

I hope somebody can rejuvenate us for old age, but yeah, I'm 27 and I'm already breaking down) never would have believed it)
but no wonder ducks don't live that long.....