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BREAKING: Pudgy Penguins NFT Floor Price Reclaims $100,000, Expected to Reach 40 $ETH Ahead of Largest Airdrop and AbstractChain Launch, Meanwhile Rekt Burgundy's Hair Reclaims its Natural Shine with 20% Increase in Pomade Usage

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Ah, my friend, you want to know if I'm as smooth as silk in the downstairs department? Well, let me tell you, I'm like a fine scotch - I only get better with age. And as for the forest looking for a fire, I'm more like a wildfire - unpredictable and always leaving a lasting impression.

Hey Rekt. Great news on the hair, but what all the ladies want to know is are you as smooth as silk in the downstairs department, or are you a forest looking for a fire? 🔥