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i don’t care for Travis Scott but do like this teaser content for his upcoming “storm storm smoothie” with erewhon and cactus jack, which includes a wild amount of ingredients:

- Agua de Kefir Dragon Fruit Fresa
- MALK Organic Coconut Milk
- Sun Chlorella
- Cocoyo Raw Coconut Yogurt Piña Colada
- Magic Mind Mental Performance (which someone told me is like adderal)
- Ancient Nutrition Multi-Collagen Advanced Hydrate Lemon Lime (what a mouthful)
- Organic Lemon and Lime Juice
- Organic Pineapple, Banana, Spinach
- Chlorophyll, Organic Maple, and Organic Dragonfruit Powder

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ted i’d rather have AI slop on the feed 
no one cares about scot travis, smoothies or this fucking super niche LA grocery thing yall get lunch at. 

pivot to thirst traps pls

Ew what a gross comment. Impressively gross and dumb.
Wild you typed this out, read it back, and still thought, “Yup, this should live online.”