old people start calling their entire family as soon as the plane lands 

i love it

a doc and general practitioner by day, a geopolitics junkie and deep onchain comms shitcaster by night and both in /doctorsphere

know! It's 'cause they already told them they were flying, so after landing they call just to keep them from worrying.

but if you don't even mention the flight in the first place = no worries



btw missed you mfer 😂😂

no dumb ass

old people that are on a plane 
call their relatives 
when the plane fucking lands 

Jesus Christ dude

or you could just not tell them you're flying at all 
and then hit them up after you've landed and picked up your luggage, like 'Hey, I'm in another city now

remember when they had phones built into the seats, with credit card swipe slots and also sky mall magazine?

if you were on a 787 i want the call update

the person you text "I landed" is prob your ride or die