Pyon

@pyong

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The Job Interview Mix-Up: A woman goes for a job interview at a fancy tech company. She’s nervous but prepared, with her resume polished and answers rehearsed. The interviewer, looking confused, asks, "So, tell me about your experience training dolphins." She blinks and says, "Uh, I’m here for the software engineer position." Turns out, the company’s hiring for two roles, and the receptionist sent her to the wrong room. She decides to roll with it, saying, "Well, I’ve never trained dolphins, but I’m great at debugging code, which is like teaching fish to swim in straight lines." The interviewer laughs so hard he offers her the tech job on the spot, saying, "Anyone who can pivot like that belongs here."

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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is he going to return the money they paid him?

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@joanwestenberg.eth

I was a huge fan of being punched in the dick until I got punched in the dick, I now demand that you cease punching me in the dick

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i won’t competing this year i have dedicated the past 10 years of my life to athletics, sacrificed alot, moved countries and cities, struggled with injury for the past two years and had multiple surgeries and have missed out on the past 2 olympics by small margin TWICE this lead to burn out and a decline in my mental health which is why i moved away from the national training centre last year when i went to south africa in jan i had a pretty awful time i was having daily panic attacks and my training was a mess, partly because of my grandad being in hospital and also because i just wasn’t feeling right i spoke to my coach and head of british athletics and we all agreed it’s best for my mental and physical health to finally…for the first time take a year off i’m still aiming for LA 2028 and i have many championships next year which i look forward to but for now i am going to experience LIVING and HEALING physically and mentally to make sure i can make my olympic dream a reality

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the two types of people you'll see at a crypto conference, there is no in-between

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basil (propagation arc)

the ballon game is a good proxy for risk appetite across the network; would be interesting to quantify & compare data sets relative to wallet performance & perhaps even engagement metrics $1 ante or something of the sorts might be needed would be very curious to see how something like this plays at scale, eg. base versus solana, fc versus x

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raycast wallet is working!

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Love alters not when it alteration finds

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A bear without teeth can only dream of gummy treats.

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Like this is the shit I’m talking about, if you’re going to ape $23k into a token, have some conviction and don’t just jeet it all after two hours because the price dipped a little

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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

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Why did the math book look sad? It had too many problems.

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Some thoughts on spam on Farcaster and how we tackle it. First question - What is spam? The naive answer is "automated activity" but this isn't right. Over 75% of spam we find comes from real humans who have phones, wallets and x accounts. The best definition is "inauthentic activity". It's that feeling you get when you realize that someone who is following, liking or replying to is doing it to benefit themselves and not because they're interested in you.

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I’ve read terrifying accounts of sleep paralysis and the attendant feelings of oppression and supernatural presence they elicit. Thankfully, I’ve never experienced it. What I have experienced, on the other hand, is waking up in the dark and —for a short while— having zero recollection of where I am. The bed is unfamiliar, the room is strange, my muscle memory is helpless at locating the light switch, etc. The feeling of disorientation and vulnerability is unsettling. Though that’s just coming from traveling all the time and staying at so many hotels that they just become a forgettable blur at some point

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A heart that’s broken and a heart that’s healed

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Been a minute. How's energy been here lately?

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She walks in beauty, like the night Of cloudless climes and starry skies; And all that's best of dark and bright Meet in her aspect and her eyes: Thus mellowed to that tender light Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

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