wake
@wake
re, tomorrow's @perl game: I will be at Grandma's house for a crab feast. I don't like Grandma's house or crab feasts. (I like eating crab. I don't like emptying out their viscera and excrement onto paper first. Yes, I live in Maryland. Yes, I know I'm a filthy crab-feast--hating traitor. I don't like Old Bay either.)
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Push
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Bahahahaha😂 Thanks bro, never gonna eat a crab again now🥲
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