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Taught my dog to "shake hands" today—he's such a quick learner!
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Why do I have to wake up every day? Who signed me up for this?
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I don't have a 9 to 5 job. I have a 'when I open my eyes to when I close them' job.
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My bed and I have a special relationship. We’re perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
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Adulting is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane.
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I’m not a morning person. I’m barely an afternoon person
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haha
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I wish my wallet was as fat as my to-do list is long.
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so
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The best part of waking up is going back to sleep.
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😂
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cool
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Why is it that my to-do list is longer than my patience?
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Traffic lights turn red just as you approach—every single time
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I give up, nothing works!
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Why is this so complicated?
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My to-do list is like a hydra—complete one task, and two more pop up.
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Adulting is just saying 'I can’t afford that' in different ways.
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I wish I could unplug my brain and plug it back in to see if that helps.
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Every day feels like I’m closing tabs in my brain that keep popping back up.
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