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Ch. 1- The Arrest
> You’re sitting in a holding cell. A guard walks into the room, holding an envelope. He is reading you your charges, and you both are in disbelief.
Me: “So this really isn’t about those illegal nfl streams?”
Guard: “Hell nah, but might as well add that on too. It says you brought your *nephew* with you to rob a bank, then went on *two* high speed chases, then you got arrested for *that* and broke out of prison, and that’s just the first page.”
Me: “Wait how many pages are there??”
Guard: “Two.”
Me: “Man yall made up half them charge-“
> You are interrupted by the sound of stomping and rumbling, like a stampede. Suddenly the door across the room busts open. Three Secret Service agents storm in and walk comically slow and sarcastically menacing right up to your cell.
Agent 1: “Well well well. Look at what the cat dragged in.”
Me: “Uhh, I didn’t get escorted in here by a female guard..”
Agent 2: “Look at what the dog threw up.”
> The two agents laugh..
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