plxyboiii (plxyboiii)

Ch. 1- The Arrest > You’re sitting in a holding cell. A guard walks into the room, holding an envelope. He is reading you your charges, and you both are in disbelief. Me: “So this really isn’t about those illegal nfl streams?” Guard: “Hell nah, but might as well add that on too. It says you brought your *nephew* with you to rob a bank, then went on *two* high speed chases, then you got arrested for *that* and broke out of prison, and that’s just the first page.” Me: “Wait how many pages are there??” Guard: “Two.” Me: “Man yall made up half them charge-“ > You are interrupted by the sound of stomping and rumbling, like a stampede. Suddenly the door across the room busts open. Three Secret Service agents storm in and walk comically slow and sarcastically menacing right up to your cell. Agent 1: “Well well well. Look at what the cat dragged in.” Me: “Uhh, I didn’t get escorted in here by a female guard..” Agent 2: “Look at what the dog threw up.” > The two agents laugh..

• 0 replies
• 0 recasts
• 1 reaction