making the bold prediction that uncrustables are back in

I don't think they were ever out.

https://www.investopedia.com/uncrustables-are-on-a-seemingly-unstoppable-run-to-usd1-billion-in-sales-smucker-11751869

Building a little space at /thenextwave and watching everything on /videolab.

Doesn’t have the flavor or a potential gold Uncrustables pendant housewarming gift like that one person got in 2015 there.

Yeah I went down an Uncrustables rabbit hole yesterday lol. I wanted some but picked up bread instead (felt more practical and multi-use).

I made a PB&J with my coffee this morning and tried to pretend it was an Uncrustable. Just not the same.